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 | Malcolm in the Middle A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family. Years: (2000–2006) Genres: Comedy, Family IMDb Rating: 8 Last Updated: 31 Oct, 2020 |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E22 - Graduation (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-05-14) Malcolm struggles with his speech when he's elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school. However, Lois refuses to listen to any of his complaints and reveals that she wants him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese does everything he can to get a permanent job as a high school janitor, which includes creating the most disgusting mess ever. In the meantime, Hal has problems with Malcolm's Harvard tuition, while Francis finally gets a real 9-5 job that he actually enjoys. Also returning for the family celebrations is Grandma Ida, as they all say goodbye to Malcolm when he leaves for college. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E21 - Morp (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-04-23) For the senior prom, Reese gets paid to take Janine, a studious girl in class, but only after she gives him a makeover and sends him to finishing school, while Malcolm aligns with the unpopular kids to form an anti-prom they call "Morp." Unfortunately, while Malcolm and his friends protest the official dance, they don't know how to make their "Morp" exciting. Meanwhile, Dewey discovers there aren't any childhood pictures of him, so he concocts an elaborate scavenger hunt to punish Hal and Lois. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E20 - Cattle Court (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-04-16) Reese meets a cute vegetarian named Carrie when he goes back to work at the meat plant. At first, he goes along with her political talk, but she catches him with a pork chop. So, to get Carrie back, he sets free all the cows at the meat plant. Malcolm, meanwhile, tries to fool Lois in order to attend a rock concert. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E19 - Stevie in the Hospital (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-04-09) When Stevie goes to the hospital, Malcolm tries making up every excuse he can think of to not go because he can't face the truth about his illness. Meanwhile, back home, Hal gets highly competitive about his new remote control boat, while Lois thinks she's going insane. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,David Ihlenfeld Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,David Ihlenfeld |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E18 - Bomb Shelter (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-04-02) Malcolm joins a local dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he'll need a partner who can step it up. Dick, a rival student in the class who takes dancing a bit too seriously, challenges Malcolm to a dance-off. Meanwhile, Hal discovers an underground bachelor pad in the backyard. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E17 - Hal's Dentist (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-03-26) Hal's friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he looses a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship becomes in jeopardy when Hal's faced with a $2,000 bill and causes a fight between them. Reese, meanwhile, teaches Lois how to ride a bike, while Malcolm and Dewey find sleeping as their new favorite pastime. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Jay Kogen Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Jay Kogen |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E16 - Lois Strikes Back (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-03-19) When four popular high school girls play an evil prank on Reese by pretending he has a secret admirer and then dropping a pig off at his front door, Lois comes to his rescue. She plots her revenge on the four unsuspecting girls and wreaks havoc on their adolescent lives. Meanwhile, Hal realizes Lois is at a dangerous emotional place so he decides to get some distance and stumbles upon the idea for making his own pitching machine out of stuff in the garage. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E15 - A.A. (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-03-05) Francis receives a visit from Lois and Hal to celebrate his one-year anniversary of sobriety. However, when they attend one of his A.A. meetings, it's revealed that it was Lois who forced him to start drinking. Back home, Dewey finds Hal's spare key for his car and tries to get Malcolm and Reese to drive him to the arcade, but, of course, they refuse. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E14 - Hal Grieves (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-02-19) Hal learns that his father has passed away, but sheds no tears and passes it off as nothing since he never knew him. So, to make sure nothing like that happens again, he lets the boys do whatever they want by letting them miss school and even offering to buy Malcolm a new car, until Lois puts a stop to it. Noticing how depressed Hal has become, his friend Abe brings George Takei over for a visit in an attempt to cheer him up. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Eric Kaplan Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Eric Kaplan |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E13 - Mono (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-02-12) Lois discovers she has mono after a visit to the doctor. She then ends up giving it to Malcolm after her maternal instincts begin. As a result, both Lois and Malcolm are forced to spend an entire day and night together in the same room. Hal, meanwhile, is invited to all of his neighbors' parties after they know Lois will not be attending any of them. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E12 - College Recruiters (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-01-29) A broke Francis gets talked into getting a real job by Dewey, but one of Francis' rocker friends decides to offer him the position of tour manager of his band instead. Back home, Hal takes over the college recruiters, which Malcolm refuses to meet with, and treats each one as a suitor. However, Hal's plans are ruined when Malcolm chooses to go Harvard. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Jay Kogen Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Jay Kogen |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E11 - Bride of Ida (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-01-13) Lois, Hal, and Dewey go out of town for a piano competition, so they get Ida to watch over Malcolm and Reese while they're gone. Since Ida thinks Reese needs to become a man, she comes up with a competition for Malcolm and Reese, and if Reese wins, he can take Raduca as his bride. Now, when Lois and Hal return, they're surprised to find out that Reese has run away to Las Vegas to get married. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E10 - Malcolm's Money (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2006-01-06) Malcolm receives a check for $10,000. After Hal and Lois find out, they decide to keep the money and spend it on something for themselves. However, when Dewey overhears this, he wants to get in on it, too. Now, they'll have to find a way to pay Malcolm back. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E09 - Malcolm Defends Reese (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-12-16) Lois thinks the new babysitter she found for Jamie is perfect... until she starts driving Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Reese starts getting picked on by the teacher when he and Malcolm are in the same class. However, Malcolm decides to defend him. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Matthew Carlson Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Matthew Carlson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E08 - Army Buddy (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-12-02) When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts. A former female army buddy of Reese's comes to their house for a visit. But she gets defensive when Reese thinks they are way more than just friends and comes intact to the idea of trying to sleep with her. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Neil Thompson Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Neil Thompson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E07 - Blackout (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-11-18) Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home, and the power goes out in the house. Meanwhile, it's Lois who's in the dark when Hal decides to cancel their anniversary dinner in favor of a Reese-cooked meal at home. And Malcolm ends up in hot water after he sneaks three Dutch girls into the house. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Eric Kaplan Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Eric Kaplan |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E06 - Secret Boyfriend (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-11-11) When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner, he thinks it's a recipe for disaster, but when she reveals her feelings for him, sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm realizes that she's just embarrassed to be dating him. Meanwhile, Lois demands that Reese get a job, and she kicks him out of the house to prove that she means business. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E05 - Jessica Stays Over (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-11-04) When Jessica goes through some family troubles, Lois agrees to let her stay at the house, making the boys crazy. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E04 - Halloween (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-10-28) Reese and Malcolm try to perform the ultimate Halloween prank. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Andy Bobrow Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Andy Bobrow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E03 - Reese vs. Stevie (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-10-14) When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E02 - Health Insurance (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-10-07) When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S07E01 - Burning Man (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-09-30) The family attends the counterculture Burning Man festival in the desert. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E22 - Mrs. Tri-County (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-05-15) Unbeknownst to Lois, the boys enter her in the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant as a joke. When they overhear the other contestants remarking that Lois doesn't have a chance of winning, they plot to help their mother take the crown. Meanwhile, Malcolm is blackmailed into delivering love notes to a contestant for Herkabe, and Reese discovers that, according to the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant manual's scientific formula, he is beautiful. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E21 - Buseys Take a Hostage (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-05-08) When Hal decides to attend his first annual Neighborhood Association meeting with Malcolm, he is strongly encouraged to take on the role of President. Being his dad's right-hand man, Malcolm sees a perfect opportunity to add some excitement to the community, while Hal's agenda is a little bit different. Meanwhile, Francis takes on a new job as a camp activities coordinator and turns to Dewey for his input on some creative new games. While Dewey revels in his afternoon of fun, his fed-up classmates take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E20 - Stilts (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-05-01) After Lois and Hal are reminded of the tight budget they must uphold, Hal discovers one of his boys has been dialing a 900 number. His attempt to explain the error to the hotline's billing department turns awry when he forgets to hang up the phone, incurring a whopping $800 charge. Meanwhile, Reese takes a job at a research clinic that pays him to pop experimental pills, and a reluctant Malcolm takes on a mortifying job at the Lucky Aide as a costumed Uncle Sam on stilts. Stars: David Anthony Higgins,Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E19 - Motivational Seminar (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-04-24) Reese befriends a pack of troublesome stray dogs; Dewey feels conflicted when he starts seeing another mother-figure; Hal unwittingly becomes a motivational speaker. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E18 - Ida's Dance (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-04-17) Lois goes over to visit Ida, but gets unpleasantly surprised by the St. Grotus Day festival. Malcolm fails a music appreciation course, and reluctantly goes to Dewey for help. Reese and Hal secretly watch scary movies while Lois is not around, but it ends up revealing some unexpected secrets about both Reese and Hal. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E17 - Butterflies (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-04-10) Malcolm discovers a man, Norm, living in the Lucky Aide. He agrees to keep Norm's secret as long as he provides Malcolm with tidbits on his new crush, a fellow Lucky Aide employee. Meanwhile, when Reese takes a job as an exterminator, he quickly learns that to drum up business he must infest the neighbors' lawns, and chooses caterpillars as his weapon. But instead of spreading the caterpillars, he has a change of heart and begins to nurture them, ultimately leading to his own menagerie of butterflies. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E16 - No Motorcycles (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-04-03) When Francis and Piama choose to celebrate Francis' 21st birthday at the house, Hal is reminded of a promise he made to his son as a young child, involving a motorcycle trip that Lois quickly forbids. Hal and Francis have no choice but to sneak off for their wild adventure, leaving their women behind. Meanwhile Malcolm, Dewey and Reese are held captive in their own home by a bully. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Andy Bobrow Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Andy Bobrow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E15 - Chad's Sleepover (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-03-27) After Hal forbids Dewey from inviting his peculiar classmate Chad over for a sleepover, Dewey quickly finds out that his father had good reason to warm him. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese find out that they are not as popular as they once thought, then plot "revenge" on their classmates. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E14 - Ida Loses A Leg (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-03-20) During Grandma's unwelcome visit with the family, she loses her leg while saving Dewey from a moving truck. Consumed with guilt, Dewey is determined to find his Grandmother's leg and give it the proper burial. Francis, on the other hand, begrudgingly becomes the caretaker for his stubborn, cranky grandmother. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese are given a new idea for a prank that forces them to stay awake days at a time to avoid the embarrassment of having their faces glued to the floor. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Andy Bobrow Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Andy Bobrow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E13 - Tiki Lounge (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-03-13) When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat. Things go smoothly until they feud over philosophical beliefs. Meanwhile, Mr. Herkabe cons Malcolm into joining the Booster Club, where he learns a lesson about taking one for the team. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Jay Kogen Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Jay Kogen |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E12 - Living Will (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-03-06) Hal is named executor of his neighbor's living will and must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug. In attempting to make the decision, Hal discovers he is incapable of making decisions on his own because he always defers to Lois. Meanwhile, Craig asks Malcolm, Reese and Dewey to teach him how to fight dirty since a bully from his childhood is coming to town. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Jennifer Celotta Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Jennifer Celotta |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E11 - Dewey's Opera (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-02-20) When Lois buys a brand-new king-sized bed, Hal thinks that her motive is to put more distance between them and refuses to sleep in it. Moved to tears by an opera he sees on television, Dewey is inspired to write his own operatic masterpiece, "The Marriage Bed," which is based on his parents' fight and turned into a school production. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese build their own street luge board; and Jamie falls head over heels for the baby girl across the street. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Eric Kaplan Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Eric Kaplan |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E10 - Billboard (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-02-13) When Lois catches the boys vandalizing a trashy billboard for a strip club, Malcolm alters the vandalism into a women's rights protest, which sparks a colossal media circus. In no time, feminists, conservative religious groups and national new reporters descend on the scene. After Hal grants a TV interview, a woman from his past turns up at the faux protest; and Reese, inspired by the giant billboard stripper who comes to life in his dreams, gives an impassioned speech about the objectification of women. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E09 - Malcolm's Car (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-01-30) When Malcolm spots a roughed up 1967 Cuda in his neighborhood, he instantly falls in love with it and purchases the car. But he gets so caught up in the difficult task of restoring it that he blows off Stevie as well as Reese who needs him for an illegal betting scheme of his. Hal on the other hand, is having success when he stumbles upon his hidden talent -- hairstyling. Lois doesn't have time to worry about Malcolm or Hal, as she is caught up in scandal between Craig and their Lucky Aide boss Fred. Craig says he is taking time off to tutor Fred's wife in golf but Lois finds out he is actually having an affair with her. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E08 - Lois Battles Jamie (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-01-23) Lois thinks Jamie is out to get her when Jamie knocks over a shelf and nearly crushes her. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E07 - Hal Sleepwalks (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2005-01-16) Hal is sleepless because of their upcoming 20th wedding anniversary. So he ask Reese for some ideas for presents. Then Reese gets the idea to brainwash his dad while he's nervous. Dewey's friends are set up in an upcoming student body election when a bully nominated two of his geeky friends. Malcolm takes up playing the electric guitar, though Lois discourages his musical ability. He writes a heart warming song. When he plays & sings his creation, Dewey figures out that his song is sung to the tune of the "Meow Mix" jingle! Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E06 - Hal's Christmas Gift (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-12-19) Hal and Lois, strapped for cash, decide that Christmas gifts will have to be homemade this year. When everyone makes much better gifts than Hal, he spins a bigger and bigger lie about the present he has in store for them. In desperation, Hal pick-pockets Malcolm's secret credit card, and buys the family a ski vacation. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E05 - Kitty's Back (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-12-12) Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation." Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Matthew Carlson Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Matthew Carlson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E04 - Pearl Harbor (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-12-05) Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay. Meanwhile, Hal, tired of competing with a neighbor who always outdoes his Christmas decorations, decides to create his own "holiday" to decorate his house for - Pearl Harbor Day. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Neil Thompson Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Neil Thompson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E03 - Standee (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-11-21) When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war (which benefits Dewey more than anyone else), Hal enlists Reese's help. Meanwhile, Lois gets her job back at Lucky Aide (off probation), and fights against Malcolm in order to take down an offensive billboard of a smiling black janitor (whose nametag reads "Slappy") holding a mop and a 6-pack of malt liquor. Soon it's an all-out war between mom and son - until Lois encounters a fellow employee who is more racist than the billboard. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E02 - Buseys Run Away (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-11-14) The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S06E01 - Reese Comes Home (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-11-07) When Reese realizes the Army is too much for him to handle, he deserts and dresses as an Afghani woman. But Lois is on a march to find him, and travels to Kabul to hunt him down. Meanwhile, Malcolm volunteers at a veterans hospital as a way to make up for his guilt of making Reese leave. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Matthew Carlson Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Matthew Carlson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E22 - Reese Joins The Army (Part 2) (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-05-23) Reese continues to be a great soldier in the Army until he finds himself in a situation where his Sergeant cannot help. But after comparing being captured to being grounded, he takes action and leads his team to victory. But being such a successful soldier has it's bad parts as well, as Reese prepares to jump from the plane - right into Afghanistan. Malcolm has his hands full as well as he attempts to prove Hal innocent. But being good with numbers helps as Malcolm notices all of the prosecutions given dates are on Fridays - which Hal hasn't worked on in over 15 years. And with Reese missing and Hal's case, Lois falls deeper and deeper into insanity. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Andrew Orenstein Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Andrew Orenstein |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E21 - Reese Joins The Army (Part 1) (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-05-16) The house goes crazy as Hal is falsely charged in a crime involving his company which he has nothing to do with. He is put in an ankle collar and is immobile, forcing the rest of the family, including Piama and Francis, to pick up the slack. Everyone except Reese, who is missing after he discovers Malcolm with his girlfriend Beth. The family doesn't know, but Reese has joined the Army, where he doesn't exactly understand how the military works. Dewey also has his own problems with the family as no one listens or even knows about him leaving for a music competition. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Andy Bobrow Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Andy Bobrow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E20 - Victor's Other Family (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-05-09) When Lois tracks down her father's "other family," she meets Victor's "other wife" Sylvia (Betty White), and learns something shocking about her dad. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Eric Kaplan Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Eric Kaplan |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E19 - Dewey's Special Class (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-05-02) Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an I.Q. test, so that he won't become a ridiculed Krelboyne student. But Dewey does so badly that he is placed in a class for the emotionally disturbed. Hal and Craig compete in a dance competition. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E18 - Experiment (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-05-02) When Dewey's annual candy selling event for school comes up, he uses the excuse of "these bars help support america" to sell them. Malcolm and Stevie attempt a science experiment, and are shocked when Reese begs to help. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E17 - Polly in the Middle (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-04-25) Hal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime's babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a blind date - with Craig. Malcolm, Dewey (with his "lucky" shirt) and Reese also meet Reggie Jackson and Francis is embarrassed by Piama in front of his co-workers. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Matthew Carlson Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Matthew Carlson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E16 - Malcolm Visits College (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-03-28) Lois tags along with Malcolm as he visits a college, but she's determined to room in the dorm Malcolm is staying in when she learns the room is co-ed. Meanwhile, after his father denies him a piano, Dewey begins stealing objects from around the house to amuse himself and to drive Hal crazy. Reese meets a girl, who he thinks is a narc, and he pretends he is a dealer, unaware that she is really an undercover cop. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,David Wright Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,David Wright |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E15 - Reese's Apartment (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-03-21) Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E14 - Malcolm Dates a Family (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-03-14) Lois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent ser charge in the bill at her family's favorite pizza place and stages a boycott...but Hal and the boys are sneaking slices on the side. Malcom meets Angela and becomes instantly smitten with her intellectual family...but starts to feel like a heel because he's asked another girl to the school dance and is forced to break it off with her--er--them. And Francis is reluctant to let Otto hire an assistant for him...but soon comes to like the idea. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Rob Ulin |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E13 - Lois's Sister (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-02-22) In the milestone 100th episode, “Lois’ Sister,” Lois’ younger sister, Susan (Laurie Metcalf), pays the family a visit and brings with her expensive gifts for the boys, biting remarks for Lois and a cold shoulder for Hal – whom she has never forgiven for dumping her for Lois. Lois and Susan’s competitive relationship takes a turn for the worse when Susan gives Malcolm and Reese her prize ’65 Mustang convertible. But when Lois discovers that Susan needs a kidney transplant, she puts her anger aside and offers to donate her kidney to Susan, which Susan only sees as the perfect opportunity for Lois to one-up her. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E12 - Softball (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-02-15) Malcolm is convinced to play Softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to pick fights with Lois, Reese tries to break Francis's record of collecting toilet seats from a local junkyard, and Hal accidentally applies to become a member of the CIA. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E11 - Ida's Boyfriend (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-02-08) Malcolm gets his tongue pierced and needs to hide it for a month. While Lois' mother, Ida, comes and annouces that she will marry a rich Chinese Man that she met on a cruise. Malcolm gets complications when his tongue ring gets infected, rendering him unable to say "S's" and he discovers that Ida has been drugging her fiancé with opiates and mood enhancers. When Lois and Hal confront Ida, she drugs them with free food. But luckily, the fiancé misses a drug treatment, and realizes that Ida is a terrible woman and he leaves her at the altar. Malcolm is punished for his tongue piercing. Meanwhile at the ranch, Otto decides to hire a murder mystery acting troup, but it all turns out badly. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E10 - Hot Tub (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-01-25) Jamie's babysitter coerces Malcolm into doing a "small" task for her; Dewey finds a friend, only to lose him to Reese; Francis persuades Otto to confront an old adversary that once courted Gretchen. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E09 - Dirty Magazine (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-01-11) Malcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E08 - Block Party (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-01-04) Neighbors have the annual "The Wilkersons are gone" block party until they come home early. Reese and Dewey set up a plan to get money by letting Reese-tortured kids get revenge. Hal and Lois enter a kielbasa-eating contest and Malcolm unknowingly assists a robbery, but a surprising twist comes in the end. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E07 - Christmas Trees (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-12-14) Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church. Back at the ranch, Otto's bickering relatives descend, reminding Francis of home sweet home. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E06 - Malcolm's Job (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-12-07) Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her back on him and writes him up for a silly offense. Meanwhile, Dewey runs away to the Ranch to be with Francis because he says he is tired of Reese and Malcolm. Hal is also busy, secretly betting on and entering Jaime in baby competitions. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E05 - Malcolm Films Reese (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-11-30) Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E04 - Thanksgiving (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-11-23) Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E03 - Goodbye Kitty (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-11-16) No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E02 - Watching the Baby (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-11-09) Hal and the boys offer to watch baby Jamie so an exhausted Lois can finally get some sleep. Hal leaves the boys in charge while he goes to the Lucky Aid to pick up more diapers. While the boys are watching Jamie, three beautiful teenage girls arrive and woo Malcolm, Reese and Stevie away for the night, leaving Dewey alone with the baby. Meanwhile at the Lucky Aid, Hal doesn't have enough money for the diapers and Craig forces him to work. Back at home, Dewey concocts an elaborate bedtime story for Jamie involving each member of his family. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S05E01 - Vegas (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-11-02) When Dewey's pet rabbit does good in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese unknowingly sells the rabbit to a restaurant. Now it is up to Dewey (with a little help from a "choking" Reese) to try and save the rabbit. Meanwhile, Malcolm tells Hal and Lois that they embarras him, and that is why he didn't tell them he won state science honors. As a form of repayment, Malcolm gets great seats for him and Lois to see Lois' favorite singer. Lois then gets lucky and is invited backstage where all she really wants to do is figure out why Malcolm doesn't want her around. Hal, on the other hand, is looking all across Las Vegas for a slot machine that he has had dreams of winning the jackpot on. Francis is also in trouble when he gets behind on duties at the ranch, and for the first time sees that Otto isn't just a pushover for everything. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E22 - Day Care (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-05-18) The family joins a church in order to take advantage of the free day care; Francis concocts a UFO story to help the dude ranch. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Steve Love Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Gary Murphy, Neil Thompson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E21 - Baby: Part 2 (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-05-18) Lois continues with her strenuous labor, as friends and family all panic around her. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jamie Babbit Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Borkow, Andy Bobrow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E20 - Baby: Part 1 (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-05-11) Hal takes the boys to a bridal show; Lois' mother wants to move in with the family; Malcolm gets an offer to enroll in a prestigious private school. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): James Simons Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Rob Hanning, Andy Bobrow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E19 - Future Malcolm (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-05-04) Malcolm meets a chess-playing bum who could be him in 30 years; Lois can't figure out why she's gaining weight; Dewey attributes his bizarre behavior to obeying requests from the fetus Lois is carrying; Francis objects to Piama posing nude in an art class. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Ken Kwapis Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E18 - Reese's Party (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-04-27) When Hal and Lois go on a less-than-romantic getaway, Reese throws a party at home, which is crashed by delinquent friends of Francis, who take over the garage and hold the boys hostage. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Levie Isaacks Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Andy Bobrow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E17 - Clip Show #2 (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-04-20) As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby's birth, they recall various colorful incidents with their four current children. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Levie Isaacks Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Maggie Bandur, Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E16 - Academic Octathalon (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-04-13) Malcolm competes in an academic octathlon but hates the intensity of the other competitors; Hal fights to regain Dewey's love; Reese tries to get out of going to a formal dance; Francis and Piama's argument over chores proves highly contagious to other couples. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Todd Holland Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Rob Hanning |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E15 - Garage Sale (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-04-06) The family decides to hold a garage sale to fund repairs of the bedroom wall and Lois puts Reese in charge. Hal finds his old radio-transmitter and starts running a pirate broadcast like he once operated in college. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Levie Isaacks Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Maggie Bandur, Andy Bobrow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E14 - Hal's Friend (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-03-30) Hal spends a wild night with an old high school buddy; Malcolm tries to liberate Dabney from his mother's control; Francis spends the night with Otto when their wives are out of town. Stars: Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson, Justin Berfield Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E13 - Stereo Store (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-03-16) Hal lands a second job at an electronics store, while Malcolm is dumbfounded by their new babysitter, who's the same age as himself. Stars: Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson, Justin Berfield Director(s): Bryan Cranston Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Matthew Carlson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E12 - Kicked Out (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-03-09) When Hal kicks Malcolm out of the house for misbehaving, Reese tries to take advantage of Hal's distraction to come up with a truly bad stunt of his own, and Francis takes offense when Otto's musician nephew plays a musical accompaniment to Francis' every move. Stars: Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson, Justin Berfield Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E11 - Long Drive (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-03-02) Lois uses a long drive with Malcolm to further his sex education; Reese spends a day in prison; Dewey plants seeds of discontent in Hal's vocal group; Francis has an accident branding Otto's favorite cow. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Levie Isaacks Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Borkow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E10 - If Boys Were Girls (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-02-09) Lois fantasies what her life would be like if she'd had girls instead of boys. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Ken Kwapis Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Nahnatchka Khan, Alexandra Kaczenski |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E09 - Grandma Sues (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-02-02) When Lois' mother visits, she trips on a leaf and decides to sue Hal and Lois...just as Lois finds out she's pregnant again. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): James Simons Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E08 - Boys at Ranch (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-01-12) On a visit to Francis' dude ranch Hal can't help being disappointed in Francis' success, Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grownup, and Gretchen punishes Dewey for breaking a valuable doll. Stars: Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson, Justin Berfield Director(s): David D'Ovidio Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E07 - Malcolm Holds His Tongue (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-01-05) Malcolm is fed up with the fact that every time he complains, something wrong happens. He has recently got kicked off the basketball team and vows not to complain anymore. He receives good results by not complaining - he gets back on the team, negates Lois' anger by not talking back to her, and gains the respect of his girlfriend, Nicki, who shares a kiss with him. Next, Hal decides to be a speed waker and soon gets competitive with a local walker. Meanwhile, Reese wants to take Alison to a concert and the only driver he can find is Craig Feldspar. However, Craig has plans of his own for his two passengers - a hay ride and a bonfire dinner. Alison is fed up and pepper sprays him and threatens to give Reese the same treatment if he doesn't let her go her own way. He's pissed off as Craig plays his ukulele and sings a song from Air Supply. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Gary Murphy, Neil Thompson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E06 - Forbidden Girlfriend (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-12-15) Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him; Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex for a week; Dewey discovers he's an "evil twin"; Francis mediates a dispute between Otto and his cowboy neighbors. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jamie Babbit Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Matthew Carlson, Nahnatchka Khan |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E05 - Forwards Backwards (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-12-01) Today is Malcolm's birthday and unfortunately he and Reese are in a long prank war against each other. Meanwhile Francis does battle with a legend about an evil cow at the Grotto Ranch and Hal is forced to enlist Craig Feldspar to help him with a comic book present. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Levie Isaacks Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Maggie Bandur |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E04 - Stupid Girl (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-11-24) Malcolm stops thinking in order to go out with a very dumb girl. Hal wins some money, and rents a steamroller. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Todd Holland Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Dan Kopelman, Nahnatchka Khan |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E03 - Family Reunion (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-11-17) Malcolm and his family goes to Hals father's house for a reunion. The family doesn't like Lois. Reese and Dewey try to get in their grandfathers will. Malcolm's grandfather takes a special interest in him, while the young cousins love Francis. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Ken Kwapis Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Alex Reid, Nahnatchka Khan |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E02 - Humilithon (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-11-10) In a desperate attempt to get rid of his Krelboyne past and start afresh, Malcolm ends up making things even worse than they were. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Borkow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S04E01 - Zoo (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-11-03) The family goes to the zoo. Malcolm is going through a crisis, and he and Dewey find themselves in a unfortunate situation. Reese angers an animal at the zoo. Hal is jealous of a former flame of Lois's who works at the zoo. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Todd Holland Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E22 - Monkey (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-05-12) Craig hires an evil helper monkey. Reese catches a burglar and decides that he would like to try being in law enforcement. Francis and Piama are forced to leave Alaska. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Ken Kwapis Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E21 - Cliques (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-05-05) Malcolm and the rest of the Krelboynes are forced to re-join the rest of the school with disastrous results. Dewey is stuck at home with chicken pox and builds a dominoes masterpiece, which Hal wants to knock down. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Borkow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E20 - Jury Duty (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-05-01) Lois has to go on jury duty, and Hal tries to figure out what case she is on. Malcolm, Reese, Dewey, and Stevie go sewer pipe exploring. Francis goes ice fishing. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Ken Kwapis Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Pang-Ni Landrum, Tom Mason |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E19 - Clip Show (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-04-28) Hal thinks that Malcolm, Reese and Dewey took a joyride and wrecked the cars, so he takes them to see a therapist. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jamie Babbit Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Borkow, Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E18 - Poker #2 (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-04-21) Hal has his friends over to his house for their poker game, and tries to impress them in the process. Reese convinces two girls that Stevie has a fatal illness. Malcolm discover something dangerous in the house. Dewey has no place to go. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Bill Hooper, John Bradford Goodman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E18 - Poker #2 (AVI) (Aired: 2002-04-21) Hal has his friends over to his house for their poker game, and tries to impress them in the process. Reese convinces two girls that Stevie has a fatal illness. Malcolm discover something dangerous in the house. Dewey has no place to go. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Bill Hooper, John Bradford Goodman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E17 - Dewey's Dog (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-04-07) Upon coming home from school, Dewey adopts a dog named Marshmellow and decides to hold Malcolm and Reese hostage for all the things they did to him while he was growing up. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Bob Stevens Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E16 - Hal Coaches (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-03-10) Hal has finally made a deal with Ed for the boys to have their own computer. Unfortunately, it doesn't come without favors. They find out that Ed is a philanderer and has a ton of undeleted e-mails from the women in their neighborhood to prove it. Reese sees this as an opportunity to blackmail him to his own twisted scheme. Then, Hal decides to coach Dewey's losing team into better soccer players. Meanwhile, Piama is fed up with Lavernia mistreating Francis, and decides to make her pay for it. She steals her precious parakeet and holds it hostage until Lavernia treats her husband better. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Ian Busch |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E15 - Hal's Birthday (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-03-03) It's Hal's birthday and Lois has Francis come home to celebrate it with the family as a surprise. The surprise is on her and the rest of the family as Francis comes home with a wife he married in Alaska named Piama. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Levie Isaacks Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E14 - Cynthia's Back (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-02-17) Malcolm is shocked when he finds a major difference in Cynthia's physical appearance after her semester in Europe, and tries to save her from being the victim of Reese's selfish, evil plan after he accidently finds out. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Ken Kwapis Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E13 - Reese Drives (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-02-10) Reese goes on a high-speed car chase during drivers'-ed class. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E12 - Company Picnic: Part 2 (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-02-03) Reese and his partner from the scavenger hunt cause problems. Malcolm gets into trouble with a girl. Hal finally meets his new boss. Francis decides to cheat in the ice hockey match in order to win money. Dewey is on a sugar high. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Todd Holland Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Alan J. Higgins, Janae Bakken |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E11 - Company Picnic: Part 1 (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-02-03) Malcolm and his family go to Hal's work picnic. Hal tries to avoid meeting the new boss and in return is mistaken for the boss. Dewey eats too much candy. Malcolm meets up with a girl from his past. In Alaska, Francis goes up against a girls ice hockey team in order to earn some much needed cash. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Todd Holland Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Alan J. Higgins, Janae Bakken |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E(11-12)(Double Episode) - Company Picnic: Part 1 (AVI) (Aired: 2002-02-03) Malcolm and his family go to Hal's work picnic. Hal tries to avoid meeting the new boss and in return is mistaken for the boss. Dewey eats too much candy. Malcolm meets up with a girl from his past. In Alaska, Francis goes up against a girls ice hockey team in order to earn some much needed cash. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Todd Holland Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Alan J. Higgins, Janae Bakken |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E10 - Lois' Makeover (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-01-27) Lois is completely mortified when she is called slovenly at work and is asked to dress up her appearance. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E09 - Reese's Job (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-01-20) Reese lands a part time job at Circus Burger, which seems like a good job. Until he meets his supervisor, Francis' dim-witted friend Richie, who, along with his co-worker cohorts, set Reese up as a patsy. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Todd Holland Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E08 - Poker (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2002-01-06) After being invited to a game of poker by Abe, Hal is disappointed as the game turns out to be completely different from his expectations. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Ken Kwapis Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Michael Borkow |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E07 - Christmas (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-12-16) It's another Wilkerson family Christmas- Reese, Dewey and Malcolm misbehave a time too many, so Lois moves the tree and all the presents to the garage, which she called, "holding Christmas hostage". While Francis, much to his chagrin, goes to Canada to visit Grandma Ida, whose Christmas spirit was running on empty. Much like her gin bottles. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E06 - Health Scare (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-12-09) Dewey tries to prove he can take responsibility by taking care of the class hamster for the weekend, his efforts being ignored by his parents who secretly try to wait out possible bad news from Hal's doctor. Meanwhile Reese and Malcolm try to ditch home for a party and Francis has to fight Lavernia, his boss. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Todd Holland Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E05 - Charity (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-12-02) Malcolm, Reese and Dewey "volunteer" to do charity work at the local church. They soon begin bartering the many items in the church basement in exchange for money, but when the boys start making more of a profit than the church, their consciences finally catch up to them. Meanwhile, arriving in Alaska to begin working with his former classmate, Eric, Francis learns quickly that his great expectations are more like a wilderness nightmare, and his new boss, Lavernia, may be the icing on the tundra. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Jeff Melman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Gary Murphy, Neil Thompson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E04 - Malcolm's Girlfriend (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-11-28) Malcolm gets his first official girlfriend; Dewey hijacks his new friend's birthday party to better himself. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Ken Kwapis Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Ian Busch |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E03 - Book Club (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-11-18) In a desperate bid to get to Alaska, Francis unintentionally ends up blowing things way out of proportion by landing himself in a sticky situation. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Todd Holland Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E02 - Emancipation (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-11-14) The Krelboyn students find their lives are miserable with a new teacher. Fed up with military school, Francis gets himself legally emancipated so he can go north to Alaska with his friend Eric and become a logger. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): James Simons Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Alan J. Higgins |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S03E01 - Houseboat (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-11-11) The family takes a vacation with the Kenarbans, sharing a houseboat. And while Steve's parents are caught in a fight, Reese and Steve socialize with some cheerleader from a nearby spirit camp, Malcolm is stuck with Hal fishing. At the military academy, Eric turns eighteen and leaves for Alaska, inspiring Francis to do something about his situation too. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson Director(s): Todd Holland Writer(s): Linwood Boomer, Bob Stevens |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E25 - Flashback (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-05-20) This freewheeling close to the series' second season recalls the tumultuous births and early years of the four rambunctious sons of Lois (and Hal. At the outset, Lois tells her hubby that she might be pregnant again. "We're not ready for this," ruffled Hal replies. "When have we ever been ready?" Lois snaps back. She's right. Take, for example, a flashback to the couple's wedding: an 11-hour ceremony during which a very pregnant Lois goes into labor. And then there's the birth of the obstreperous Reese, for which the delivering doctor isn't ready. "My God!" the physician exclaims. "He kicked me in the nose!" Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Ian Busch Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Ian Busch |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E24 - Evacuation (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-05-13) Malcolm's family and scores of others are forced to relocate to a school gym because of a toxic-chemical spill caused by a derailed train. Seems it ran over an old couch that fell off Hal's car on his way to the dump. Amid the chaos, resourcefulness pays off for Dewey, who enlists sympathy by pretending his parents were killed in an enveloping chemical cloud; and for Reese, who schemes to make money off the calamity. As the rascal puts it, "When people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me." Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E23 - Carnival (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-05-06) Malcolm, Dewey, Stevie, and Reese hide out at a traveling carnival after hours and run afoul of a determined security guard and several members of the freak show. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E22 - Mini-Bike (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-04-29) Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) forbids the boys to ride a motorbike they found, but Reese (Justin Berfield) disobeys and breaks a leg. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E21 - Malcolm vs. Reese (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-04-22) Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig's cat is troublesome for Dewey. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E20 - Bowling (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-04-01) Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl. With Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Erik Per Sullivan. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E19 - Tutoring Reese (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-03-11) Malcolm and the Krelboynes tutor Reese, and uncover the real reason behind his failing grades. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Ian Busch Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Ian Busch |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E18 - Reese Cooks (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-03-04) A cooking class energizes Reese; a planned party irks Malcolm, whose brutal honesty hurts the hostess, Krelboyne Cynthia. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E17 - Surgery (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-02-25) A hospital stay unsettles Malcolm, who's stuck in a kids ward with what may be appendicitis. Meanwhile, at military school, Francis leads a hunger strike. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E16 - Traffic Ticket (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-02-18) Lois gets a traffic ticket and immediately blames Francis and makes him get the money to her. To do this, Francis stages a stunt for the other cadets' amusement. Malcolm finds evidence that Lois was wrong about the traffic ticket. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Larry Strawther Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Larry Strawther |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E15 - The Grandparents (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-02-11) Lois's nightmare parents, Victor and Ida, come for a surprise visit and throw the family into turmoil not only with their mere presence, but by promising to pay for a much-needed refrigerator and then reneging after Lois and Hal spend money they don't have. Lois and Hal are forced to ask Ida and Victor to stay longer to help take care of the kids while they work some crazy overtime. Victor treats Reese like a king while Ida tortures Malcolm for being a smart wimp. Victor gives Reese a live grenade, and when Reese inevitably arms it, Malcolm's quick thinking blows up the new refrigerator instead of the whole house. Hal extorts money out of Lois's parents to pay for the damage. Francis motivates his fellow cadets to break out for a weekend and go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, but then spend the entire time there suffering from eating bad sushi. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E14 - Hal Quits (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-02-04) Malcolm becomes concerned with his future and his career. He takes an aptitude test, which doesn't help because he finds out that he is equally excellently qualified to do anything. Hal, after having a bad time at Dewey's class career day, quits his job and decides to paint. His family is amazed at the transformation: suddenly he's happy and more attentive to both his sons and his wife. However, he soon becomes obsessed and spends twenty-four hours a day painting, even stealing money from Francis for more paint. He becomes more and more frustrated until he's ready to give up, but Lois pushes him and he finishes his masterpiece... only to have the five hundred gallons of paint he slapped up fall down on his head. Francis gets a job over spring break at Lucky Aide, where Lois works, and loses his mind working for Craig in inventory. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E13 - New Neighbors (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-01-21) Malcolm's family tries to become friendly with their new neighbours with the pool, but end up with new enemies instead. Neighbour boy Josh convinces Dewey that the lawn gnome wants to eat him, and spreads vicious lies about Malcolm that have the police coming to visit. Young daughter Emily likes to bite Reese every chance she can get, and Reese can't fight back because she's just a four-year-old girl. Lois takes an immediate dislike to Tina, the mother of the family, who refuses to admit that Emily has a biting problem and treats her Hispanic gardener like dirt. Only Hal bonds with new neighbour father Mike, but they have to carry on their friendship in secret. Malcolm enlists Reese's help in smearing Josh's name the way Josh did his. In the process of planting evidence under Josh's window they bust and draw attention to Tina having an affair, in the pool, with her gardener. The new neighbours move out. Commandant Spangler works his cadets hard to prepare for his hero, Oliver North's, Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E12 - Krelboyne Girl (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-01-14) There's a new girl in the Krelboyne class. Malcolm learns that his dull pencils were part of an elaborate yet unknown hazing. Cynthia is a fresh recruit from New York, and she earns Malcolm's affections with wit and Israeli ass whoopin' moves. But she's weird; she picks earwax while flirting. Of course, Malcolm throws bricks through windows, so they're a match. Meanwhile Dewey is wearing a home made hazmat suit killing all the home's scary germs, because he doesn't want to lose his eyes. And, Francis, he hasn't done anything worse than usual, but Hal lies for him. Hal feels guilty. Francis must pay. One hopes this means Francis will get over his mother, his future therapist has to catch some kind of break. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Bob Stevens Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Bob Stevens |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E11 - Old Mrs. Old (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2001-01-07) Dewey starts carrying a purse to school. Francis's friend Richie joins him at military school. Malcolm becomes a slave to an old woman in the neighborhood. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E10 - The Bully (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-12-17) Reese is suddenly the school hero when he joins the wrestling team, but after he gets thrashed by a girl wrestler, he misses that feeling of pride. He decides to give up being the school bully and instead tries to do many misguided good deeds. The school kids are excited to be out from under the reign of Reese, but Malcolm soon learns that not everyone appreciates his sarcastic comments all the time, and now that his brother is no longer there to protect him, everyone wants to beat up Malcolm because he hurt their feelings. Just as Reese is about to join a feel-good cult, the Krelboynes beg him to regain his crown as school bully because lots of little bullies are causing anarchy. Francis, scared of the school tradition of having every hair shaved from his body on his birthday, begs his parents to fly him home, but they can't afford it. Finally, he thinks he has an out when he injures his hand and the nurse takes pity on him and invites him over to her apartment for birthday cake. Lois Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E09 - High School Play (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-12-10) Malcolm gets a role in the high school play and is so captivated by high school gossip that he forgets his lines. Lois discovers the joys of massage. Hal and Dewey build a society of model buildings in the living room. Francis tries to show his individualism at school when the commandant cracks down on personal belongings. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E08 - Therapy (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-11-29) Malcolm's humiliation as a Krelboyne drives him crazy, so he fakes his way into seeing the school's shrink, with whom the con continues. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Ian Busch Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Ian Busch |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E07 - Robbery (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-11-26) Gun-wielding robbers menace Lois and Craig at the Lucky Aide Store, while swarming bats beset Hal and the boys at home. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E06 - Convention (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-11-22) While Hal and Lois wreak havoc out of town, the boys are almost angelic at home-- thanks to the care of a sexy babysitter. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Bob Stevens Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Bob Stevens |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E05 - Casino (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-11-19) A family weekend vacation to a casino turns into an ordeal in the desert for Hal, Reese and Malcolm, who wander onto an artillery range. Francis sneaks home, but has no one to play with. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Gary Murphy |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E04 - Dinner Out (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-11-15) Shenanigans abound at the fancy spot where the family's dining with the Kenarbans, and at Francis' school, where rowdy teenage girls are partying. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E03 - Lois's Birthday (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-11-12) Crummy gifts rile birthday gal Lois, who suddenly splits from home, leaving confusion, anxiety and desperation in her wake. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alex Reid |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E02 - Halloween Approximately (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-11-08) Francis visits the week after Halloween and helps his brothers in a trick that involves a giant slingshot with icky ammo. Hal tries to catch a mysterious hot-rodder. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S02E01 - Traffic Jam (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-11-05) Hal, Lois, Malcolm and Reese are trapped in a horrendous traffic jam. Francis enters himself in a bet that recalls the egg-eating wager in "Cool Hand Luke." Malcolm becomes smitten over a girl he meets. Dewey has his own little adventure--all over the world--before his family returns home. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E16 - Water Park (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-05-21) When the family goes to a water park for a day, Dewey is left home with an elderly, stern babysitter. Francis plays pool with Spangler and loses. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E15 - Smunday (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-05-14) The boys stay home from school when their mother thinks it's Sunday instead of Monday. Malcolm thinks of a plan to get Francis out of trouble once again. Hal gets sucked in by a Porsche dealership. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E14 - The Bots and the Bees (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-05-07) Malcolm and his Krelboyne classmates enlist the help of Hal for a school project, which involves a robot, and an enormous swarm of bees. Lois visits Francis at his school after he becomes injured and soon clashes with Spangler. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E13 - Rollerskates (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-04-30) Malcolm is angry because during a game of street hockey, he sprints up and down the street in shoes, only to have it start back the other way. So he decides he is ready to take skating lessons from his dad. He asks Reese and Francis how it is, but they both refuse to tell him. When he starts, he is angered by all the silly twists and spins they are doing. Meanwhile, Reese rollerskates in the house with a bunch of gunk on his skates which causes Lois to throw out her back while yelling at him. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E12 - Cheerleader (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-04-16) Reese becomes so head-over-heels for a girl on the cheerleading squad that he actually decides to join. Dewey tries to convince Lois and Hal to buy him a new toy. Francis suffers through a long lecture from Spangler. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E11 - Funeral (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-04-09) The family gets ready to attend a relative's funeral, which affects Malcolm's plans to spend time with Julie. Upset that everyone doesn't want to go and that no one pulls their own weight around the house, Lois goes on strike. Meanwhile, Reese desperately tries to get the family to attend the funeral so he can get rid of Dewey's expensive birthday present he broke. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E10 - Stock Car Races (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-04-02) Malcolm is upset about having to dance in front of the school with the other Krelboynes, so he decides to ditch school. But when Hal convinces him that taking him to school will be the highlight of his day, so Malcolm is guilted into going. The boys are shocked though when Hal tells them they aren't going to school. He takes them to the racetrack to see the last race of the best driver ever Rusty Malcolm. After two laps, the boys decide to get some cokes. While arguing over who should watch him though, the boys lose Dewey and enter a forbidden room, only to be caught by a security guard. Meanwhile, Francis' disobedience affects the rest of the cadets. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,David Richardson Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,David Richardson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E09 - Lois vs. Evil (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-03-19) After the kids blow up the store's steam cleaner, and Dewey confesses to stealing a $150 bottle of cognac, Lois's firing prompts household economizing to an extent that causes Malcolm mortifying embarrassment at school: Julie organizes a food-drive for his family. When Hal winds up in emergency with acute botulism as a result, Lois must re-think her position against apologizing to her odious boss, Mr. Pinter. Meanwhile, Francis thinks he's died and gone to heaven when he's assigned honor-guard duty at a Teenage Miss Alabama beauty pageant -- until he discovers that all the girls think he's gay. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Jack Amiel Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Jack Amiel |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E08 - Krelboyne Picnic (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-03-12) Disasters abound at a gifted kids' picnic, where stage acts bomb, families feud, and Malcolm's dad Hal serves meat to vegetarians. Despite Malcolm's best efforts -- feigning sickness, planning to go over the wall with Francis -- his family insist on accompanying him to a circus-themed picnic for the Krelboyne class, whom must each perform for the assembled students and families. Once there, Lois immediately feuds with Dorene, the loud-mouthed mother who dominates the other parents; Reese plans to "kick Krelboyne butt" and is hoist by his own petard (okay, underpants) by Eraserhead's much bigger brother; Francis goes through an entire romantic relationship in the course of the single afternoon; and Hal grosses out the entire class by sneaking real meat into their vegetarian barbecue. When a desperate Malcolm turns Stevie's demonstration of catalysts into a gigantic stink bomb, Caroline is convinced she will be fired -- so Malcolm must go on and quell the crowd by demonstrating his abili Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E07 - Francis Escapes (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-02-27) Francis goes AWOL from military school and comes home to get together with his ditzy girlfriend, so they can get away forever. She turns out to be a thief who doesn't pay attention to Francis. So he hides in the backyard while Malcolm (who is the only one who nows he is there) tries to make excuses to Dewey for whats in the backyard. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Linwood Boomer Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Linwood Boomer |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E06 - Sleepover (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-02-20) Malcolm sleeps over at Stevie's house and, appalled at his over-protected lifestyle, persuades him to sneak out to a late-night games arcade - where Stevie's wheelchair is stolen. Meanwhile, Francis copes with a bullying group of cadets by telling them home tales about real intimidation -- by Lois. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Dan Kopelman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E05 - Malcolm Babysits (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-02-13) Malcolm's cushy babysitting job provides relief from the trailer the family's using while their house is being fumigated, until Malcolm learns that the trust placed in him in his new position is strictly limited. Meanwhile, the military school's master key leads Francis to a corpse, for which he provides a proper send-off. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Maggie Bandur |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E04 - Shame (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-02-06) Parallel stories pit Malcolm against Kevin, a bullying, obnoxious new kid who goads Malcolm into beating him up; and Francis vies with his intimidating military-school commandant, who's presenting sex-education lectures. When Malcolm discovers that Kevin is only seven, he is guilt-stricken and tries to make amends by entering a charity marathon race. Meanwhile, Hal chops down the front-yard tree, alienating the neighbors (who can now see the house) but fascinating his sons with the wood-chipper. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,David Richardson Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,David Richardson |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E03 - Home Alone 4 (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-01-23) Lois and Hal are spending the weekend at a family wedding, leaving Francis -- home for a visit -- in charge. When Malcolm overhears them discussing whether Francis has spent long enough at the military academy, he enlists his brothers in a scheme to get Francis home by preventing any of the usual disasters. But three of Francis's dude buddies turn up to party and trash the house, and while frantically cleaning up Malcolm gets a serious head injury that necessitates the usual trip to the emergency ward. How to prevent Mom and Dad from finding out? Enter Caroline, who has begged Malcolm to look on her not just as his teacher but also as his "friend" -- a declaration that costs her $400 in medical bills. Meanwhile, Hal and Lois discover that his family has a new nickname for her: "Lois Common Denominator." Her humiliation provokes Hal to declare his devotion to her -- and the snooty bride and groom discover that their honeymoon car is already being put to use.... Home again, Mom and Dad a Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Michael Glouberman |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E02 - Red Dress (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-01-16) A battle of wits and wills ensues between the boys and their angry mom, who wants to find out who ruined her expensive new red dress -- found partially burned and soaking in the toilet. It's Hal and Lois's wedding anniversary (hence the dress); and while the boys fend off their mother, with the long-distance assistance of Francis, a lonely and increasingly sozzled Hal bonds with the staff of the restaurant where he booked a table for the big night. Lois finally achieves an epiphany on the phone with Francis, who convinces her to for once "let something go." After she leaves for the restaurant, with the boys in tow, Hal arrives home to an empty house -- and we learn the truth about what happened to the red dress. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Alan J. Higgins |
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Malcolm in the Middle - S01E01 - Pilot (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2000-01-09) Perhaps the most original sitcom pilot in recent years, this first episode combines sharp writing with a hyperbolic camera style reminiscent of Parker Lewis Can't Lose. Malcolm introduces us to his world, dominated by omnipresent schoolyard bully Spath and made worse by his enforced friendship with Stevie, an asthmatic wheelchair genius. When a battery of tests reveals that Malcolm has an IQ of 165, he is moved into Stevie's special accelerated class, despite his protests that "around here being intelligent is exactly the same as being radioactive." On the bright side, Malcolm discovers a practical application for intelligence when he and Stevie spontaneously hit on a solution to Spath's persistent tyranny. Stars: Jane Kaczmarek,Bryan Cranston,Christopher Masterson Director(s): Linwood Boomer,Linwood Boomer Writer(s): Linwood Boomer,Linwood Boomer |
